Cypher is currently piloting DYNAMIC BLIZZARD with Kokujin no Gaijin
DYNAMIC BLIZZARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
Depraved Jump-Kick
Desperation Haymaker
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaegers by augmenting their sensual power. Impervious to harsh criticism. During the Battle Of Antarctica, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to perform handjobs while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and have an unequaled ability to punch some Kaiju friends.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the affluent foothills of Mexico City. Greatly devastated by the Kaiju murder of father while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 19 that he reached puberty. Eventually, he totally failed to unlock the art of oral hygeine. Each grueling lesson was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.
Found himself at M.I.T. where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a seasoned expert with frankly unnecessary brutality, termed "Invincible Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of pretentious assholes everywhere.
During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful failure despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.
When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by God himself.
"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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