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Cypher

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About Cypher

Age: 26
Gender: M
Location: Milton Keynes, England

Joined: 4 years ago on 07/05/10
Last Visit: 33 days ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello! I'm a 25yo guy from England, I'm kinda shy, but I warm up to people pretty quickly. I'm into a huge range of things, and love to chat with new peoples (Especially people overseas!) so feel free to leave me a message and we'll chat!”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“When not watching anime, I can often be found playing games, DESIGNING games, 3d modelling, watching movies, zombie stuff, photography, paintballing, or just chilling with friends and some drink! Im not very good at it, but I really enjoy cooking too”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Recently quit my soul-destroying night-job at a hotel so I can focus on developing games full time”

What's your dream job?

“I think I'd like to lead a design team for a game development studio, perhaps somewhere exotic (like the US :P) or otherwise cool! I'd love to get into 3D or animation too!”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I'm always doing stupid things... Im not sure which stupid things might be "funny" though!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I tend to get on well with most folks, but I like talking with people with some 'depth' to them! Someone who's passionate about stuff and has opinions on lots of different things! ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think they can work if given enough care and attention, but ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I'm a huge Ghost in the shell (anime and manga) fan!, Black Lagoon, Bebop, xxxholic and other recent hypes like Deathnote, CodeGeass, GurrenLagann etc”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Currently listening to a lot of Cruxshadows, Placebo and Massive-Attack but previously I was always listening to bands like Breaking Benjamin, Muse, Disturbed, Pendulum, and other stuff like that”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm a big fan of allsorted genres of anime, and manga (although I havent read that much), I like going to con's (even if I end up silently raging at bad cosplay), and I collect figures from series I like!”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Next Collectormania:MK, EurogamerExpo, GadgetShowLive possibly LondonMCM”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Left4Dead, Dawn of War, Grim Fandango, Monkey Island series, Minecraft, Bioshock. - Currently playing Warframe and Bioshock Infinate”

Steam Nickname

“(Ask me for this!)”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Way too many to list here... Ask me!”

Jaeger Assignment

Cypher is currently piloting DYNAMIC BLIZZARD with Kokujin no Gaijin

DYNAMIC BLIZZARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Depraved Jump-Kick
  • Desperation Haymaker

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaegers by augmenting their sensual power. Impervious to harsh criticism. During the Battle Of Antarctica, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to perform handjobs while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and have an unequaled ability to punch some Kaiju friends.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the affluent foothills of Mexico City. Greatly devastated by the Kaiju murder of father while masturbating. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 19 that he reached puberty. Eventually, he totally failed to unlock the art of oral hygeine. Each grueling lesson was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.

Found himself at M.I.T. where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a seasoned expert with frankly unnecessary brutality, termed "Invincible Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of pretentious assholes everywhere.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful failure despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.

When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by God himself.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he stopped being an asshole. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.


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