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Super Jaundice

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About Super Jaundice

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Nottingham, NH

Joined: 9 years ago on 07/16/10
Last Visit: 7 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am working a shit job making shit money and slowly spiraling downward into oblivion. ALSO I LOVE COMICS”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I like to jog, watch shitty movies, watch shitty tv, read, play the VIDYA GAEMS, drive around and get lost, take long strolls on the beach, kick baby seals... You name it, and I probably do it (or not)”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Currently, a flower delivery girl. Looking to get a well-paying desk job, but that probably won't fucking happen because I GUESS I AM A PIECE OF SHIT OR SOMETHING???????”

What's your dream job?

“Drawing, writing, and creating my own comic for a living.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“NO SHUT UP”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who can take a fucking joke I guess? Also someone with a giant set of genitals IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Long distance relationships are totally bullshit and I hate them and I hate everything on this big gay earth”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“DBZ, Escaflowne, Gankutusuo, Vampire Hunter D, The Slayers, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, Avatar”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Gorillaz, Dream Theater, Supergrass, Delta Spirit, Butthole Surfers, Blur, Battles, Benga, Efterklang, Nebular Spool, Ratatat, Sufjan Stevens, Architecture in Helsinki, Brad Sucks, Cage the Elephant, Cut Copy, Kid CuDi, Pendulum, ELO, Queen....”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I read comics (web-comics and regular comics alike) and am, what you would call, a casual gamer (aka a faggot)”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Portconmaine, Conneticon, AnimeBoston (local NE conventions)”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Chrono Trigger, Castlevania, Katamari Damacy, Mario, Earthbound, Silent Hill, Patapon, Loco Rocco, Super Smash Brothers, Lunar Silver Star Story, Metal Gear Solid, Mario, Xenogears, Zelda, Final Fantasy”

Steam Nickname

“greatwaine”

Jaeger Assignment

Super Jaundice is currently piloting THUNDERING BEEFCAKE with PhillyKrueger

THUNDERING BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Nuclear Machine Gun of Suffering
  • Raptor's Wedgie Whirlwind

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply tricky counseling services to basically anybody who asks, even during the mayhem of undercover lovemaking. Cannot be damaged by gentle attacks. Often, the pilots' parents have heaped praise upon the pilots' dedication to partying. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was an arms dealer. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each sexual moment was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that that her sense of honor demanded.

Educated in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied her own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.

Following the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

Experts have described her sensual kissing style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson invaded Barcelona."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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