Agata is currently piloting BEARDED STALLION with The Operator
BEARDED STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Mustache-Mounted Shield of Blood
Penis-Mounted Sword of Destruction
DOSSIER: Likes to help soldiers by multiplying their sexual power. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was a brillian scientist. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Each suprisingly filthy beat-down was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite excessive body odor because of her immense determination.
During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. Classified intel indicates most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.
Deciding to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to essentially being a huge pussy and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.
"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one pilot who totally gets that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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