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Agata

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About Agata

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Scranton, PA

Joined: 9 years ago on 08/22/10
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: 561 days from now

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm Agata. I'm really awesome. I'm pretty Polish. I'm kinda shy. I love pickles, coffee and cheese fries. I like to cook. I love my guitar. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“music stuff, trade stocks, drink coffee”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I recently started trading stocks and decided its gonna be my job. I'm also a Marketing major. I hope to not use it in the future even tho I do enjoy it.”

What's your dream job?

“managing bands and daytrading.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I'm in one. The relationship: amazing :) Distance: not so much...”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“my faves are pop/rock styles, but I'll love anything from rap to jazz and classical...so ya”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“absolutely none, I joined for the people...lol”

Other Online Gaming Info

“tetris haha”

Jaeger Assignment

Agata is currently piloting BEARDED STALLION with The Operator

BEARDED STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mustache-Mounted Shield of Blood
  • Penis-Mounted Sword of Destruction

DOSSIER: Likes to help soldiers by multiplying their sexual power. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was a brillian scientist. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Each suprisingly filthy beat-down was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite excessive body odor because of her immense determination.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. Classified intel indicates most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

Deciding to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to essentially being a huge pussy and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one pilot who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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