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Fenrir

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About Fenrir

Age: 28
Gender: M
Location: Grayslake, IL

Joined: 4 years ago on 08/24/10
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hmm, these self summaries are always tricky. What information do I put here? Do I make a narcissistic rant about how awesome I am? Maybe later. For now, I'm an IT professional, a nerd, a car guy, and a runner. Hi :)”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I work on cars. I'm a big car guy, and I enjoy it. I also have a pretty large collection of Nerf guns, haha.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm currently working as desktop support for ADP.”

What's your dream job?

“My dream job would be to maintain a data center. I love server administration and networking. Plus I'd get to sit in the server room and watch movies all day ;)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Uhm... I have an official Indiana Jones hat that I wear when I think I'm alone.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'd like to meet someone who wants to join me in breeding my army of ninjacats.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think that without consistent physical intimacy, they're doomed to failure.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Bleach, Ergo Proxy, Monster Princess, Higurashi no Naku Koroni, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Just about everything. I tend to avoid pop and ghetto rap, and I refuse to listen to country. Past that I'm pretty open minded; if it's good I'll listen.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'll watch any anime that's suggested to me, I have a plethora on my PC right now waiting for me to watch. :P I play pretty much any kind of video game, prefer RPGs, and have quite a bit of various VG collectibles.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I recently attended C2E2 and Chicago Comic Con, past that I'm planning on attending ACEN next year, not really sure if there's anything coming up that I'd be interested in going to. I'm new to cons ;)”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Secret of Monkey Island, Jedi Knight games, Tie Fighter, Counter-Strike (random fact: played professionally), TF2, Starcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Star Wars: TOR”

Steam Nickname

“whiteshadow@ameritech.net”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Ririal (PSN, actually)”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Final Fantasy XIV, StarCraft 2, Starcraft, Diablo II, ex-WoWer”

Jaeger Assignment

Fenrir is currently piloting SNEAKY BULL with Thin White Duke

SNEAKY BULL's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Shark's Strike
  • Double-Stomp Thrust

DOSSIER: Role is to perform sporadic offense intended to annihilate the Kaiju by speed-humping their assholes. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Defiant Unicorn, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing doomsday device to hopefully end struggle against Kaiju. In the past, media pundits have expressed concern over the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by mongooses in the affluent foothills of Dayton. Not really aroused by the murder of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 5 that he had a sex change. Each joyful fuck-up was a step away from the ultimate revenge that his heart yearned for.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite excessive body odor because of having nothing better to do.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite falling in love with Whoopi Goldberg. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.

Following the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at saving the Earth if he started touching himself a little more. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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