Luchadorable is currently piloting SLAYER BADASS with Xtian
SLAYER BADASS's special combat abilities are known to include:
Mustache-Mounted Dildo
Penis-Mounted Beam
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaegers by upgrading their offensive power. Impervious to expressing its feelings. Perhaps historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Unyielding Ragnarok, during which most of Topeka was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. Everybody agrees: these pilots are erotic and like nothing better than to fingerbang some Kaiju heads.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with monks in the tranquil slums of New York. Life threw a fucking curveball when nipples were killed by her little brother. It was at the age of 23 that she had a sex change. Spent the next several hours fighting for survival in a filthy warehouse. Each enchanting lesson was a step toward the kind of shit that her heart yearned for.
Unlocked her inner unicorn by the school of life where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a tiger with frankly unnecessary speed, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", she soon gained the attention of perverts all over the world.
During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite falling in love with a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.
Following the touching clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by the President of what remained of the world.
So-called experts have described her robot piloting style as "weak-ass weaksauce", while others have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest stuff since gonhorrea destroyed all of my friends."
Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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