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m1cnBot

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About m1cnBot

Age: 38
Gender: M
Location: Norristown, PA

Joined: 10 years ago on 07/07/04
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Status: Unfuckwithable
Type: Silver Member (Literally)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm like totally sweet in the raddest of ways. It took a union of awesomeness to create me from the swimminglyest womb of stellarosity. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Being radical to the max.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“The art of being ultimately ninjariffic.”

What's your dream job?

“I'm already being it. Which is being uber fantastic.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“No.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'd like to meet someone who has an equal or higher tubular quotient as me.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Yes.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“MARMALADE BOY”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Being super fresh at everthing I do.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon. Anybody got a room?”

Into games? List your favorites!

“VIEWTIFUL JOE”

Steam Nickname

“RadicalNasty”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“WickedFresh”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Halo 2”

Jaeger Assignment

m1cnBot is currently piloting RAGING KANGAROO with Bad Mongo

RAGING KANGAROO's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Atomic Strike
  • Head-Mounted Boomerang

DOSSIER: Likes to help soldiers by augmenting their party capabilities. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Cumberbatch, a plan to use an unbelievable, new doomsday device to end inflation. Impervious to alcohol. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and like nothing better than to crush some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by monks in the peaceful slums of Madagascar. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Spent the next several years fighting for survival in a hidden comic book store. Each joyful lesson was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that that his sense of honor demanded.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because his mother forced him to.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite infuriating his best friend. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to bat boy for the Mets by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.

Experts have described his combat aptitude style as "second-rate dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the most heroic stuff since gonhorrea destroyed my face."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.

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