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Age: 37Gender: FLocation: Phoenix, AZ
Joined: 9 years ago on 11/03/10Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 302 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Today, Today i would say a bit about myself would have to be one word. Let me know when you think of one.”
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What do you do for fun?
“scary Movies! yes i get scared & watch between my fingers.. but i still watch.. lol.. im also a recovering addict from NWN and HEROES. what else.. MUSIC 0,o reading! card & board games! cooking! writing! good debates..etc etc etc..i like fun :)”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“HMMM.. well the reality of teh situation is pretty grim.. i work.. and work .. and work.. make good money.. smile.. and work.. and work.. but at home i am zombie killing ninja warrior!”
What's your dream job?
“Today im going to go with, Cultural Anthropologist... Still.. I almost thought Dr Doom would win but now.. still love the history channel... ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Everything is funny depending on your perspective. And to me, i want to die knowing i really smiled thru my life. ”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I like to meet people who are up for goofy or passionate or interesting topics. I have my anger rants but personally id rather laugh :)”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“is it ... is it further then the couch? cause then..well.. how far does my controller have to reach? lol. okay serious jules.. serious.. sure long distance.. i love talking..errr typing.. texting? all of that.. yes :)”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Today, Today im all about Bleach.... maybe some vampire knight thrown in there.. but Bleach...”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“all kinds! i know.. seems kinda a vague answer.. but its true.. doesnt mean i like all music.. just all kinds.. im a korn,nofx,slayer,dre,eminem,loa,80's girl.. pretty much i will listen to it all and give my opnion.. music and gaming :D”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“watching anime.. Comic books.. well i have to say im a fluff reader with comics and collecting.. lady death, purgatory, darkchylde.. i like beautiful deadly women.. etc etc etc.. hmmm im going to go to the next one.. stumped.. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“None, Never been. but is definitely on a to do list..”
Into games? List your favorites!
“There is not enough space to fully go over my interests.. so many.. hmmm.. latest addictions or AKA always addictions.. WOW... MTG...FF...ZELDA..CIV....SKIPBO? LOL ”
Other Online Gaming Info
“WOW! OMGPOP!! and i dabbled in... oh crud i forgot the name.. wait wait.. hmmm.. no.. its not there anymore.. ”
t(^.^t) is currently piloting SECRET KRAKEN with TheGuyWithTheFace
SECRET KRAKEN's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to attack Kaiju and supply courageous repair services to other Jaeger pilots. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was a brillian scientist. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Gradually, she totally failed to unlock the techniques of sexually transmitted diseases. Each surpising yeast infection was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that her parents expected from her.Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite a total lack of bowel control because sometimes life is crazy like that.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.In the aftermath of the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to bat boy for the Mets by pretty much the only other person that was still alive."You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the new situation at hand. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one pilot who totally gets that."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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