Ratnax

Age: 33
Gender: M
Location: Westmont, NJ

Joined: 13 years ago on 07/12/04
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Ratnax is currently piloting SWAGGERING HERO with The Kareem of Wheat

SWAGGERING HERO's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Sexuality Bash of Salvation
• Drunken Nippletwister

DOSSIER: Job is to support civilians by fortifying their long-range detection capabilities. As we all know historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Secret Hogwarts, during which most of Sydney was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without destroying each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by wolves in the idyllic slums of Pittsburgh. Life didn't really change much when goldfish were eaten by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Soon, he learned the art of martial arts. Each sexual beat-down was a step away from the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being completely blind because his mother forced him to.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in blood.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

So-called experts have described his partying style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Bruce Lee sexually dominated all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.