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Age: 53Gender: MLocation: Spring City, PA
Joined: 16 years ago on 07/12/04Last Visit: 7 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm just this crazy old guy that likes to hang around younger people and steal their life force.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm assistant seafood manager at a grocery store.”
What's your dream job?
“To be independently wealthy!”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have Mizuho from Please Teacher tattooed on my arm.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone with crazy red hair that likes to bowl.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Depends on the person, sometimes its good, sometimes it sucks!”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Rahxephon, Patlabor, Love Hina, Escaflowne, Evangelion, Gunslinger Girl, Please Teacher.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Pretty much everything. My taste in music ranges from rock to weird.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Yeah, I collect anime, so what?”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Otakon definately, maybe more after that. I've been out of anime fandom for way too long.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Oh my, do you have an hour?”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Uno, Gears of War, Phantasy Star Universe”
Apulo is currently piloting QUIVERING STALLION with umaburk
QUIVERING STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious massages to other Jaegers, even during the heartbreak of sexual lovemaking. As we all know historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Final Sword, during which most of London was destroyed in an effort to end this war. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to piss all over some Kaiju limbs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of cocaine and church-going. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several years getting his ass kicked in a filthy warehouse. Each surpising moment was a step toward the triumph that his heart yearned for.Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because he was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a tiger with frankly unnecessary brutality, termed "Invincible Tiger Style", he soon gained the attention of some homeless guy.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Corporal by by popular demand."Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and react to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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