Apulo is currently piloting QUIVERING STALLION with umaburk
QUIVERING STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Cobra's Blaster
Justice Punch Flood
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious massages to other Jaegers, even during the heartbreak of sexual lovemaking. As we all know historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Final Sword, during which most of London was destroyed in an effort to end this war. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and like nothing better than to piss all over some Kaiju limbs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of cocaine and church-going. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several years getting his ass kicked in a filthy warehouse. Each surpising moment was a step toward the triumph that his heart yearned for.
Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because he was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a tiger with frankly unnecessary brutality, termed "Invincible Tiger Style", he soon gained the attention of some homeless guy.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite killing a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.
In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Corporal by by popular demand.
"Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and react to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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