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Kemayo

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About Kemayo

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Redlands, CA

Joined: 15 years ago on 07/13/04
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Lifetime + 1 Year After Death
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“My name, or the name I'm going to tell you, is Kemayo. No, not the Cameroon-based singer. That's a coincidence. Really. (Google is your friend if you want to work out my real name.)”

What do you do for fun?

“I write nifty little software projects. I am so not kidding. More conventionally: I can play tennis, ride horses and fence (with swords, m'kay?).”

What's your dream job?

“Freelance programming, I think. I like the concept of moving between reasonably distinct projects on a regular basis.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Um... cool people? Who, like, are smart and friendly and like similar things to me? This is, like, totally original, omigawd.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They can work. I met my wife that way. True story.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Bleach is truly outrageous.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I HATE everything but rap and country.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“In all honesty, I'm not really into anime any more. Back when I joined OB I'd watch it just because it was anime... now it's just "eh". Road to maturity: ongoing.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft”

Jaeger Assignment

Kemayo is currently piloting ROBUST FALCON with Eternal Drifter

ROBUST FALCON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Hundred-Dropkick Festival
  • Suffering Uppercut Spasm

DOSSIER: Role is to supply surgical offense designed to embarrass the Kaiju by destroying their emotions. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Magical Sword, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient fried chicken recipe to decisively end erectile dysfunction. We can safely say that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Flagrant Cumberbatch when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of unwed mothers in order to save several terabytes of pornography. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by some serious assholes in the peaceful swamps of Tanzania. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each grueling beat-down was a step closer to the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.

Schooled in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite falling in love with basically everybody. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by by popular demand.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at something other than this if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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