Tomato

Age: 37
Gender: F
Location: Redlands, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 07/14/04
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Tomato is currently piloting JUGGERNAUT HUNK with Gamoid

JUGGERNAUT HUNK's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Multiple Bomb
• Critical Knuckles of Damnation

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply courageous counseling services to other Jaegers, even during the frenzy of night-time lovemaking. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Defiant Eruption, a plan to use an unbelievable, ancient boner pill to prolong erectile dysfunction. As we all know historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Defiant Asshole, during which most of Brazil was destroyed in an effort to get laid. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may act like a total asshole if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with wolves in the idyllic foothills of an average American small town. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 19 that she had a sex change. Gradually, she mastered the art of baking. Each suprisingly filthy beat-down was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of her immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a bull with senseless speed, termed "Elegant Hulk Style", she soon gained the praise of pretty much everybody.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of her copilot. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Following the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

"The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of her if she opened up her hearts. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.