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Age: 43Gender: MLocation: Hoboken, NJ
Joined: 15 years ago on 07/16/04Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 1452 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hello, my real name is Walton and I have come to this web site in hopes of making a match for myself!”
What do you do for fun?
“I go to Role Playing camps and I am the president of my graduate school's NASA club.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am unemployed at the moment. I quit my retail job momentarily to work on my Role Playing Game.”
What's your dream job?
“My dream job has already been taken by George Lucas, much to my chagrin.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Recently, I got quite drunk at a party. I also own a very respectable collection of Mad magazineand Cracked magazine.”
Which gender are you interested in?
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I would ideally like to meet an attractive yet modest young lady, betwixt the ages of 16 and 25. ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I would love to try one, if a female from this site would comply.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“I enjoy/have enjoyed Yugi-Oh, Master Keaton, the Literature series and Totally Spies. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I collect tradeable/playable card games. YuGi-Oh is what turned me on to anime.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I will most definitely be at Otakon, searching in vain for my equal in Yugi-Oh.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Since you did not specify that they need be electronic, I can say my favorite game is Unfathomable Treasures, ideally played with pen (mightier than the sword) and paper equipped!”
Danny Tanner is currently piloting BEEFCAKE PIONEER with AnonymousGirl
BEEFCAKE PIONEER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to upset Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane blowjobs to civilians. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Hogwarts, a plan to use a game-changing, secret atomic missile to decisively end this war for human survival. May be vulnerable to emotions. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by monks in the idyllic swamps of Mexico City. Not really affected by the cyborg conversion of some shitty cat at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds masturbating in a hidden warehouse. Each suprisingly filthy fuck-up was a step closer to the triumph that that his sense of honor demanded.Played first base for the Mets despite excessive body odor because his mother forced him to. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a seasoned expert with unbeatable sensuality, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", he soon gained the attention of nudists.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.Following the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Head Badass by God himself."The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at everything if he started touching himself a little more. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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