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Lord_BullGod

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About Lord_BullGod

Age: 31
Gender: M
Location: Cherry Hill, NJ

Joined: 10 years ago on 07/19/04
Last Visit: 6 hours ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I love rock and roll”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Sit and twist! ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I sell juice and continue to do it the best I can.”

What's your dream job?

“Own my own casino in Vegas.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I try to avoid telling my own stories, since others tell them much better than myself.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think if it's between two dudes or two chicks it's kinda gay.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Rozen fucking Maiden. Anyone who doesn't like it, is an enormous FAGGIT.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Kylie Minogue and Slayer. Everything else is BALLS.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“! Most of my media input is from Talk Radio, youtube, and ytmnd. I love me some Eyeshield 21 and Berserk though.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Dragon*Con.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Lunar, Bust a Groove, and Halo”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“BrooklynBullGod”

Jaeger Assignment

Lord_BullGod is currently piloting AUDACIOUS EXCELLENCE with AJ2

AUDACIOUS EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Darkness Bodyslam of Satisfaction
  • Penis-Mounted Flamethrower

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply tricky repair services to soldiers, even during the heartbreak of high-speed lovemaking. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Nightmare, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing fried chicken recipe to prolong erectile dysfunction. Cannot be damaged by sensitive attacks. During the Battle Of London, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to fuck shit up while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of popcorn and comic books. Life was transformed permanently when parents were fellated by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each enchanting lesson was a step away from the kind of shit that his parents expected from him.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being addicted to blowjobs because of his immense determination. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a tiger with depressingly inconsistent sensuality, termed "Ferocious Armadillo Style", he soon gained the erections of pretty much everybody.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing his copilot. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Deciding to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, he dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at something other than this if he opened up his hearts. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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