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Dr. Gonzo

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About Dr. Gonzo

Age: 33
Gender: M
Location: Glen Burnie, MD

Joined: 8 years ago on 06/18/11
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm an aspriring writer/comedian, who's just looking to live life his way and have fun in doing so! I have a huge sense of humor, though I can be a bit shy at first, and I love making people laugh. I'm always looking for new experiences. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Mostly read or write. I've written a little bit of everything, from action stories to (bad) romance stories. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work for a video game marketing company. I also produce an online podcast, Nerd to the Third Power.”

What's your dream job?

“That's for me to know and the world to find out in about 5 years, if my plans all work out! ;)”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Well, it's not really funny, but I have an antique, 70 year old victrola cabinet with hand-done japanese carvings on all sides.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone with a great sense of humor, a kind heart, and who doesn't mind if I occasionally say something stupid. ”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“It depends on the distance. An hour's drive or less, i'm okay with. Longer than that, it's got to be SERIOUSLY worth it.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Avatar, Desert Punk, Code geass”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Mostly heavy metal or classic rock, but if it sounds good to me, I'll like it. Except country.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I'm a big video game collector, but i spend most of my time reading or writing. I'm also into anime, tabletop Roleplaying, and...just about everything under the sun. I'm also a big WWII history buff, but I don't know if that counts as "geeky&quo”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Anything except MMO's or sports games. ”

Jaeger Assignment

Dr. Gonzo is currently piloting DROWSY STALLION with OmNomCupcake

DROWSY STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mustache-Mounted Arrow Thrust
  • Spectacular Nippletwister

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaeger pilots by upgrading their sexual power. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Ragnarok, a plan to use an unbelievable, secret fried chicken recipe to prolong inflation. During the Battle Of Texas, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. Often, homeless men have heaped praise upon the pilots' combat effectivness. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have an unequaled ability to punch some Kaiju emotions.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of love and religion. Existence was transformed permanently when parents were killed by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds doing nothing in a secret basement. Each grueling yeast infection was a step toward being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.

Educated on the streets where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of his best friend. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Chief Asskicker by his first grade teacher.

So-called experts have described his robot piloting style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while mostly everybody else has described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson invaded my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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