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About espionage

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 9 years ago on 06/26/11
Last Visit: 2 years ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“For further reference please see Aphex Twin video Window Licker”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Photography - please give me any excuse (and please don't be so squeamish if I take pics at gatherings)”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“After school for 4 years of International affairs and 3 of international law, I naturally became a State of NJ foreclosure bureaucrat”

What's your dream job?

“Galactic Warlord or similar. ”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Ask Johnny about my limit break”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“If they're on OB thats a pretty good start”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I think Skype rocks my socks. Can't do international espionage without knowing how to keep relationsips”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Evangellion, Ghost in the Shell, Dead Leaves/Panty&Stocking, Eden of the East, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Gundam”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“rock, metal, industrial, whatever Beck is, but mostly trip-hop, electronica (not dance music, the good stuff), and chiptune (philly has a great scene incidentally)”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Movies(fairly hardcore)/Politics/Travel(to extent possible)/Anime/Games/Computer Geeking/PC Building/ and back when Warhammer 40k/models/drawing”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Otakucon, Comicon, really anything finances permitting”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I focus mostly on 1996 and 2004 - Master of Orion 2, Wipeout, Elder Scrolls: Arena, Rome Total War, FF7, Tekken Tag, Resident Evil 1/2/4, Guilty Gear, Puzzle Fighter, Fallout 2, Katamari, Gran Turismo, Dynasty Warriors 3, Persona 4, Kingdom Hearts 2”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Shamefully few. Been thinking about giving Eve Online a go - dastardliness AND spaceships!? how can I lose?”

Jaeger Assignment

espionage is currently piloting ROTUND BEEFCAKE with elDiablo

ROTUND BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Raptor's Stomp
  • Retribution Headbutt of Judgement

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious tax advice to soldiers, even during the heartbreak of desperate brawls. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Unstoppable Hogwarts when the pilots sacrificed many homeless drunks in order to save several terabytes of pornography. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and comic books. Life was transformed permanently when friends were seduced by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that he reached puberty. Soon, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of flatulence. Each joyful moment was a step away from the kind of shit that that his sense of honor demanded.

Found himself at Yale where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a scampering ferret with never-before-seen speed, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", he soon gained the praise of commanders.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid thing that legends are made of despite impregnating basically everybody. Due to his actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground.

Refusing to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at shit in general if he started touching himself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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