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About nategri

Age: 30
Gender: M
Location: Columbus, OH

Joined: 3 years ago on 07/07/11
Last Visit: 19 days ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm totally moving to Mars.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I like to draw on my iPad, take photographs, read sci-fi, make gameboy chiptunes, write about science shit”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm an astrophysics grad student. I'll have my PhD any year now I swear.”

What's your dream job?

“Astronaut-Philosopher”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have a bullshit twitter humor account. http://www.twitter.com/PossibleClams if you're into that”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Oh man I dunno. I like just about anyone who I can talk to easily. Bonus points for having interesting things to say. I also really enjoy friendly philosophical arguments.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Doable.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Eva (uh-duh), Ghost in the Shell (every incarnation), Cowboy Bebop, FMA (haven't seen brohood yet), FLCL, Death Note, Lain, Trigun, Samurai Champloo”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Into pretty much anything/everything. Fleet Foxes, Beck, The Flaming Lips, Cake, Metric, John Prine, Wu Tang Clan, They Might Be Giants, Radical Face, Arcade Fire, Jonathan Coulton”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I dig on some anime, but I usually don't dig too deep. i.e. if it hasn't been on Adult Swim I probably haven't seen it.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“All that Valve crap, Civ V, Starcraft 2. Braid was sweet.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“God Damn WoW (sometimes)”

Jaeger Assignment

nategri is currently piloting THROBBING HALLELUJAH with Agentstinky

THROBBING HALLELUJAH's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Quadruple-Kick Volley
  • Resourceful Suckerpunch

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to attack Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane blowjobs to civilians. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Magical Rumble, a plan to use a game-changing, ancient doomsday device to end psoraisis. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. Not all that devastated by the cyborg conversion of his favorite hobo lover when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 19 that he swore revenge. As time progressed, he mastered the secrets of sexually transmitted diseases. Each grueling fuck-up was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his parents expected from him.

Was accepted to Harvard despite being addicted to blowjobs because of having nothing better to do. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a bull with sensual levels of violence, termed "Ferocious Hulk Style", he soon gained the praise of commanders.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing triumph despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.

Deciding to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

Jealous people have described his partying style as "amateur weaksauce", while others have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the most heroic stuff since my dad destroyed nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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