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elysion

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About elysion

Age: 27
Gender: F
Location: Naperville, IL

Joined: 9 years ago on 07/22/04
Last Visit: 18 months ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Ehhhhh yeah.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“read, spend quality time with Netflix, play with my pet rabbit, cooking, the usual”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“my job title is 'senior product analyst'”

What's your dream job?

“I haven't figured that out yet”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have a funny little bunny who loves to eat power cords”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“people with the same interests”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They work, I got a fiance out of one”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Hunter x Hunter, Happy!!, Slam Dunk, Cowboy Bebop, Glass Mask”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Monkey Majik, Utada Hikaru, NICO touches the walls, Perfume, Olivia Lufkin, Kagrra,”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I collect japanese manga for fun and US manga to read, I enjoy an anime here and there, and I listen to quite a bit of Japanese music”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“No conventions for me anymore”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Not too into games.. sometimes I play Phoenix Wright”

Jaeger Assignment

elysion is currently piloting EAGLE FERRET with darkelegantangel

EAGLE FERRET's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Taint-Mounted Battle-Axe Attack
  • Elaborate Machine Gun

DOSSIER: Role is is to insult Kaiju and supply much-needed counseling services to friendly forces. May be vulnerable to emotions. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Ragnarok, during which most of Yankee Stadium was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and church-going. Not all that aroused by the painful goiter loss of her favorite hobo lover while masturbating. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several years battling for her life in a filthy waterfall. Each enchanting moment was a step closer to the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of a tiger with depressingly inconsistent passion, termed "Elegant Strapping Fieldhand Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of instructors.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Deciding to get a clue, she dedicated herself to drinking a lot and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "She'd be a lot better at piloting giant robots if she took my dick out of her mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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