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Kanako Maeda

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About Kanako Maeda

Age: 26
Gender: M
Location: San Jose, CA

Joined: 3 years ago on 07/19/11
Last Visit: 24 months ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“GIRL in a BOY's body with a GIRL physical traits and BOY hormones.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I JUST Started cosplaying, and it's been so much fun! I've spent so many hours on it! So far Sweat and Blood have been poured into it! (cut myself with a saw and stabbed myself with a screwdriver...and I'm NOT a sadist) ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Freelance composer independent companies. (WOULD be fun if I didn't get a two year long influx of the "I - don't- know - what - I - want - so - I'm - going - to - piss - at - you - because - I - suck - and - I - paid - your - ass"”

What's your dream job?

“Permanent composer for a high end game company company”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“.......yeahno”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm generally a bit of a recluse but I can be outgoing. I'm looking for someone similar to me. I'm shy and quiet at first approach generally but I'm really easy to talk to regardless, Typical shy then BOOM Mutherfucker.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Possible, but I suspect that hornymoans I mean *cough* hormones *cough* are responsible for fallouts and shit. We're human...fuck. XD”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Ragnarok Manga, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z Anime and Manga, Inuyasha, Berserk, Record of Lodoss War. Shadow OVA < Hentai Ninja Scroll Dagger of Kamui Blood Reign: Curse of The Yoma”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“ Action Symphonics, Jazz, Metal (metal = music to f*ck to for me) J-Rock HipHop, Techno Orchestral DnB House Electronica IDM industrial factorial metal ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Dragon Ball Z when it was uncool to the public which makes me cool, One Piece, Inuyasha(neverfinished it) A few hentais”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Fanime is the only one I got to as I don't have the funds to drive to others.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Cosmic Break Dynasty Warriors 3 - 5 ((3 was the best), Dragon Ball Z - Ultimate Battle 22 Dragon Ball Z - Idainaru Densetsu PS1 and Saturn (Saturn version was better) Zeq2lite ”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“VehicularLion”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Cosmic Break, Fiesta <(kind of dormant on Fiesta right now)”

Jaeger Assignment

Kanako Maeda is currently piloting SCAMPERING SERAPHIM with Draco630

SCAMPERING SERAPHIM's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Penis-Mounted Dagger Seizure
  • Million-Haymaker Flood

DOSSIER: Role is to supply strategic offense designed to upset the Kaiju by fucking up their genitals. As we all know historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Defiant Freedom, during which most of Citizen's Bank Park was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. Sometimes, commanding officers have expressed concern over the pilots' choice of personal grooming habits. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have one purpose, which is to kick some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Deeply aroused by the painful goiter loss of family dog when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that he had a sex change. Gradually, he totally failed to unlock the art of baking. Each erotic beat-down was a step toward being less of an asshole that that his sense of honor demanded.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a total lack of bowel control because his mother forced him to.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent crowd-pleaser despite impregnating the old lady down the block. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Corporal by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

Experts have described his sensual kissing style as "weak-ass weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the best Jaeger piloting since Arnold Schwartzeneggar destroyed my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.

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