veronalien

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Seaford, DE

Joined: 9 years ago on 07/23/11
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veronalien is currently piloting SPICY PUNCHER with OtakuQueen

SPICY PUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Smothering Shoulder Suckerpunch
• Hundred-Wedgie Assault Overload

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply much-needed counseling services to other Jaegers, even during the melancholy of desperate lovemaking. Perhaps historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Magical Asskicking, during which most of Chicago was destroyed in an effort to figure out what all of the buttons on the Jaeger's control panel actually did. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have one purpose, which is to take a huge shit on some Kaiju feelings.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of cocaine and beatings. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Eventually, she learned the art of flower arranging. Each withering fuck-up was a step toward the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.

Was accepted to Harvard despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her burning passion to succeed.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite infuriating a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to shaving her pubes and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything she taught you and react to the new situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. And trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.