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Age: 34Gender: FLocation: Philadelphia, PA
Joined: 8 years ago on 08/08/11Last Visit: 5 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 587 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“why should I listen to the world when I can just put my headphones on and be somewhere else.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“impersonating police officers, impromptu street dancing, subway surfing”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I once attacked a senior citizen in self defense. Without the context this makes me sound like a crazy person. I am oddly comfortable with that.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“hey girl hey!”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“good luck and god speed. but not for me.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“eh. not really. I can be convinced if it is awesome though. ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“more indie rock than one person should ever listen to. Some folk, some metal, a lot of hip hop. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“comics, awesome cartoons, board games (oh god, so many board games)”
Into games? List your favorites!
“I like to shoot things and beat things up. Occasionally I like to run through a post apocalyptic wasteland. ”
DinoRawr is currently piloting OVULATING BLITZKRIEG with fukkake
OVULATING BLITZKRIEG's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to insult Kaiju and supply courageous tax advice to other Jaegers. Impervious to melancholy. Certainly historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Unstoppable Asshole, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Soon, she learned the secrets of martial arts. Each withering day was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.Became high school valedictorian despite excessive body odor because of her burning passion to succeed.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite impregnating her mother. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.Following the touching clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by her commanding officer."You, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you think you know and react to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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