Foxcross

Age: 35
Gender: F
Location: Oxford, GA

Joined: 8 years ago on 09/02/11
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Foxcross is currently piloting SLEDGEHAMMER SUNSHINE with soccerandanime

SLEDGEHAMMER SUNSHINE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Doom Jump-Kick of Suffering
• Overwhelming Punch

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to disable Kaiju and supply tricky tax advice to other Jaegers. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Panty Raid, a plan to use an unbelievable, truly astonishing concentrated energy blast to decisively end erectile dysfunction. As we all know that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Resilient Hercules when the pilots sacrificed a whole bunch of innocent bystanders in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with mongooses in the dangerous suburbs of New York. Not all that affected by the conversion to Islam of some shitty cat at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 6 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several years masturbating in a hidden temple. Each sexual yeast infection was a step toward the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Found herself at Oxford where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite falling in love with her best friend. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to General by her first grade teacher.

So-called experts have described her sensual kissing style as "second-rate dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since gonhorrea sexually dominated all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.