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Age: 32Gender: MLocation: San Marcos, TX
Joined: 4 years ago on 09/07/11Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm a writer and a magic animal.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I fight my cat for dominance and play pen and paper RPGs, write poetry.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I go to school and go further into debt, yay!”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own a cat who likes to chew on books.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Ladies of mystery and danger!”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Mushishi, Basilisk, Lone Wolf and Cub”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“jazz, metal, classic rock”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like to watch anime, sure, and play games of various kinds.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“I play Warhammer 40k games, also World of Warcraft, etc”
Other Online Gaming Info
“Company of Heroes, Dawn of War 2, WoW”
MikeHello is currently piloting BEEFCAKE TYPHOON with Winter
BEEFCAKE TYPHOON's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is is to supply suicidally-insane massages to civilians, even during the heartbreak of covert skirmishes. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Erotic Sword when the pilots sacrificed nearly all of the Earth's orphans in order to save this one guy who turned out to not even really be that important. At times, other Jaeger pilots have been awestruck by the pilots' general cleanliness. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and church-going. Existence was transformed permanently when goldfish were seduced by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the techniques of baking. Each suprisingly filthy day was a step closer to being less of an asshole that that his sense of honor demanded.Slept with a village of hobos despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because his mother forced him to.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.Deciding to learn a lesson, he re-dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.Experts have described his partying style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee destroyed my face."Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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