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EliteNinja009720

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About EliteNinja009720

Age: 38
Gender: F
Location: Levittown, PA

Joined: 15 years ago on 07/28/04
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Lifetime Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“'ello~ I used to kill threads here, so i don't post so much. Otherwise, I work, play games, watch anime, and NEED TO GET A LIFE! (and i have pretty much no pics of me out of cosplay... at all)”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“cross-stitch, movies, music (all kinds), hang out, bowling, hiking, whatever”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Cytotechnologist and sub-par crafter”

What's your dream job?

“professional slacker :p”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“because of a dog chew toy that looks like a beaver and makes kissy noises, i was known around the target overnight as the Target beaver spokeswoman... somehow i don't think that's a good thing...”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“non-psychopaths and generally nice (and fun!) persons”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“tried that once... it didn't turn out well, but i'm not opposed to trying again”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Anime:Natsume Yuujinchou, GitS:SAC, polar bear cafe, etc... Manga: Kyou Kara Maou, Monster, Death Note, video girl ai, Naruto, getbackers, Hellsing, etc”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“jrock, jpop, Seiyuu character songs, metal, instrumental, etc (i'm not TOO picky)”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“cosplay, doodle, collect pretty things that strike my fancy (YAY SHINY)... you should fear my tachikoma army, they're going to take over the world”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“2013: AnimeNEXT, Otakon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Tales of... series, Fluxx, cards against humanity”

Jaeger Assignment

EliteNinja009720 is currently piloting QUIVERING WOMBAT with Shizuka

QUIVERING WOMBAT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Tiger's Knife Inferno
  • Ear-Mounted Punch Penetation

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply suicidally-insane counseling services to civilians, even during the melancholy of sexual brawls. Cannot be damaged by fire-based enemy attacks. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was a homeless man. Existence didn't really change much when nipples were fellated by assassins. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Soon, she learned the secrets of flatulence. Each joyful fuck-up was a step toward the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.

Found herself in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid affair despite falling in love with her best friend. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in blood.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she re-dedicated herself to becoming even more of a badass and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at something other than this if she started touching herself a little more. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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