Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I am in agreement with the notion that infants and zombies are oddly similar in several respects; the most important being, I can't imagine either taste very good... I tend to be partial to things that taste good.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Manipulate inanimate objects to transfer ideas, thoughts, and concepts from my conscious onto or into other inanimate objects. Some of the results of this process are useful; others not so much. Failures get sacrificed to the empower the successes.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a quasi-professional artist, pseudo-professional writer, demi-professional laborer, semi-professional intellectual, and professional self. But, my self-proclamation is just diffusion for the apathetic who can't be bothered to know get to know me.”
What's your dream job?
“My dream job, if it existed, would be CEO of a corporation that is it's own sovereign nation, is above law and taxes, and pushes an one-of-a-kind imaginary product that invokes all the best parts of bigotry, obedience, fear, and secrecy. Wait, what?”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“At AA, I chugged a drink called the Radiant Silverbomb, followed by some real Tennessee moonshine and several beers, then talked shit... Lets just say there were pictures resembling uninspiring modern art. I backed-up the shit talk, though.”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“How's the "what kind of person would you like to meet" thing working out? I haven't seen it do, particularly, well for many singles. I'm not a fan of the apathetic, ignorant, or slothful... ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Interplanetary relationships are definitely out of the question. Have you seen the prices for a trip to space? Not too mention the travel-time. Move to Earth, then we can talk.”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“FLCL, Tekkon Kinkreet, Samurai Champloo, Black Lagoon, Gantz, Boogiepop Phantom, Lain, Metropolis, Macross Plus, Beelzebub, Paranoia Agent, Summer Wars, Deadman Wonderland, Photon; anything Shirow, Miyazaki, or Kon.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Tool, The Mars Volta, Portishead, Brown & Gammon, Kill the Noise, Flogging Molly, Deftones, Susumu Hirasawa, Yoko Kano, 9mm Parabellum Bullet, Gorillaz, P.O.S., BlackStar, Terravita, The Lonely Island, Bo Burnham, Pink Floyd, there's really no end. ”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Does watching anime, reading manga and graphic novels, playing video games, going to conventions, occasionally cosplay, and drinking count? Oh... Only drinking counts? Hmm... Well than, drinking; final answer.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Ohayocon is probably first on the list, of many, since my self-imposed hiatus from the active practice of conventionry.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Final Fantasy I-VII, Final Fantasy XI & XIV, CoD: MWs, CoD: BlOps, Lucent Heart, as far as currently playing. I play plenty of offline games, but too many to list here... Far too many.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Final Fantasy XI (the greatest mmorpg, ever), Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (all of em), Call of Duty: Black-Ops (suck-it, zombie), Words and Hanging with Friends (get your word on), Adult Swim Games (intermittently), and Dating (worst game, ever). ”