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About xfusionx

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: Kingston, PA

Joined: 9 years ago on 07/29/04
Last Visit: 6 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I just want to build a giant robot with guitars for arms and rock out.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Play music. Write some sci-fi stuff. Paranormal investigation/cryptozoology. Try to cram as many video games and movies into my free time as possible.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Corporate tool”

What's your dream job?

“Rocketeer”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“No one can say I don't own John Laroquette's spine. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I am only interested in time traveling cyborgs”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They suck.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Trigun, GTO, .hack, Chobits, Blade of the immortal, Ranma,Etc”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“ punk, rock, surf, ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I used to watch a lot of anime and read a bunch of manga. I've sort of dropped out of the scene for a while and now I mostly read comics and play video games.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I have been to several comicons but haven't gone in years.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Street fighter, Final fantasy, Megaman, Princess Tomato in the salad kingdom.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“breaking radios”

Jaeger Assignment

xfusionx is currently piloting EAGLE DRAGON with Lady

EAGLE DRAGON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Womb-Mounted Needle
  • Retribution Haymaker

DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform overwhelming offense intended to pulverize the Kaiju by fucking up their feelings. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Hercules, a plan to use a game-changing, secret boner pill to ensure Obamacare. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and have an unequaled ability to eradicate some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and tough love. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 6 that he reached puberty. Spent the next several seconds trying to get laid in a secret waterfall. Each surpising day was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a painful recurring prolapse because sometimes life is crazy like that. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a scampering ferret with surprising power, termed "Invincible Monkey Style", he soon gained the admiration of pretty much everybody.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite falling in love with his copilot. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to square dancing and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

Jealous people have described his combat aptitude style as "embarrassing bullshit", while others have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the toughest stuff since my dad ravaged my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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