xenoangelmira

Age: 35
Gender: F
Location: Lawrenceville, GA

Joined: 9 years ago on 12/13/11
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xenoangelmira is currently piloting EROTIC STALLION with Byah!

EROTIC STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Headstrong Knife
• Fist-Mounted Machine Gun Storm

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by upgrading their sexual capabilities. At times, spiritual advisors have complimented the pilots' lovemaking abilities. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. Everybody agrees: these pilots are fun-loving and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and tough love. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that she reached puberty. Each joyful yeast infection was a step closer to the kind of shit that her parents expected from her.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite being addicted to blowjobs because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful failure despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to potato peeler, first class by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

"People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and adapt to the fucked-up situation at hand. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.