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Age: 37Gender: MLocation: Kernersville, NC
Joined: 15 years ago on 07/31/04Last Visit: 11 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 301 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Names, Mark. I am a Geek, I ownz your minds. or some other uneducated responce. Asatruar for life.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an open relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I work in a Bakery Bitches.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am a Bakery Assistent Manager and a Student at UNCG”
What's your dream job?
“To teach in Japan.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own alot of Little Girl anime, right next to my Dark and Gundam anime.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone that Doesn't Mind my weird humor, and doesn't mind I cosplay as a Panda, and Kero-chan”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“It is ok as long as she can travel.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Naruto, One Peice, Ragnarok, Anything and everything”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I watch Anime, I play games, I read Manga. And I also do Wadu-Ryu Karate, plus Kendo.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I go to AZ every year and then I just pick one and go.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Dynasty Warriors 4, Samurai Warriors, FFX, FFXI, anything I can get my hands on.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“FFXI, Diablo, Diablo 2, Starcraft, anything, SOCOM3-ENDOCRINE0”
PhoenixStar is currently piloting SURREAL SUNSHINE with OtakuCho
SURREAL SUNSHINE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting other Jaegers by augmenting their offensive power. Sometimes, commanding officers have wished that the pilots would improve their masturbation habits. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to lovemaking abilities.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of encouragement and intellectual stimulation. Deeply aroused by the painful goiter loss of grandmother at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Spent the next several seconds getting his ass kicked in a hidden alley. Each erotic lesson was a step closer to being less of an asshole that his parents expected from him.Found himself in a den of thieves where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a bull with drunkenly unpredictable speed, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of pretentious assholes everywhere.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing his best friend. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.Deciding to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to opening his hearts to change and has no fucking idea what he's doing."People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything he taught you and adapt to the fucked-up situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one pilot who understands that."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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