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Killian

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About Killian

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Washington, DC

Joined: 14 years ago on 08/01/04
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Guess I should fill this back in. I'm finding I'm moving away from gaming and it's been a loooong time since I've watched any anime but damn I cannot give up you people!”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Photographer”

What's your dream job?

“Photographer”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Jaeger Assignment

Killian is currently piloting SPICY HOLLYWOOD with Duck

SPICY HOLLYWOOD's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Steampowered Stomp
  • Double-Dropkick Formation

DOSSIER: Role is is to confuse Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane massages to civilians. During the Battle Of Los Angeles, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to protect their friends while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. At times, commanding officers have expressed concern over the pilots' intensity. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to partying.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was a drug lord. Somewhat affected by the cyborg conversion of some shitty cat when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being he encountered. It was at the age of 6 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. Spent the next several hours getting his ass kicked in a seriously shady homeless shelter. Each sexual fuck-up was a step away from being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.

Found himself in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked thing that legends are made of despite impregnating the old lady down the block. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was incinerated.

When the dust settled after the grueling battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Head Badass by God himself.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he opened up his hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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