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About kaoru

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Bristol, CT

Joined: 16 years ago on 08/04/04
Last Visit: 12 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

What do you do for fun?

“Any sort of bemani game, role play, writing, music work , ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Job = Concert hall promotions and setup/record store clerk + college student. School= graphic design major”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone not afraid to be stupid to make themselves laugh, artistically inclined people, gamers, writers .. the works”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“If you are willing to put the effort torwards making it work they are just as good as a close distance one.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Urusei Yatsura, FLCL, .Hack//, Full Metal Alchemist, Bottle Faeries, Azumanga Daioh, ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“The next con I'm going to is Katsucon more than likely.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Pop n' Music , DDR, Most any RPG and tactic games are love.”

Jaeger Assignment

kaoru is currently piloting UNFETTERED COURAGE with DoomGuy360

UNFETTERED COURAGE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mustache-Mounted Machete
  • Hundred-Nippletwister Eruption

DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply sporadic offense intended to destroy the Kaiju by slaughtering their feelings. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Frisky Diddler, a plan to use a fucked-up, secret concentrated energy blast to hopefully end psoraisis. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and have an unequaled ability to explode some Kaiju genitals.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was deeply in love with her. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 23 that he discovered bathing. Each grueling yeast infection was a step away from the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.

Truly blossomed in a den of thieves where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Thanks to his efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Refusing to get a clue, he dedicated himself to curing AIDS and is basically doing alright.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at saving the Earth if he stopped being an asshole. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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