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About planethalia

Age: 31
Gender: F
Location: Chicago, IL

Joined: 6 years ago on 05/18/12
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Odd but friendly.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Knitting, writing, sewing”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I answer phones. Not the sexy kind.”

What's your dream job?

“Librarian”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“A three generation fabric stash.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“The reincarnation of Charlotte Corday.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I have yet to try one.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“R.O.D., Studio Ghibli, Sailor Moon, Keroro Gunso, Aah My Goddess!”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Everything. Really.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Cosplay, geek knitting, reading manga, watching anime, ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Midwest Fiber and Folk Art Fair”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Okami, the Nancy Drew Series, the Elder Scrolls, Bastion, Portal, Enslaved, Odin Sphere”

Steam Nickname

“planethalia”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“planethalia”

Other Online Gaming Info

“I am a very solitary gamer.”

Jaeger Assignment

planethalia is currently piloting GUARDIAN STALKER with Mr. Francis York Morgan

GUARDIAN STALKER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Shark's Mallet
  • Billion-Nippletwister Thrust of Suffering

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaegers by fortifying their sensual capabilities. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Hogwarts, a plan to use a game-changing, truly astonishing nuclear weapon to end psoraisis. During the Battle Of Citizen's Bank Park, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to perform handjobs while simultaneously displaying outstanding oral hygiene. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and have one purpose, which is to crush some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and tough love. Life didn't really change much when parents were seduced by assassins. It was at the age of 19 that she swore revenge. Each erotic beat-down was a step toward the ultimate revenge that her parents expected from her.

Played first base for the Mets despite being completely blind because sometimes life is crazy like that.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a splendid failure despite killing basically everybody. Classified intel indicates most of the city was destroyed and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Corporal by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

Experts have described her Jaeger tactics style as "second-rate bullshit", while mostly everybody else has described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the toughest stuff since gonhorrea invaded nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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