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Allison

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About Allison

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Roswell, GA

Joined: 10 years ago on 08/06/04
Last Visit: 3 months ago
Type: Lifetime Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hi. I am Allison and I will destroy you.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“hmmm.. drink.. sleep... procrastinate on important things and play video games instead, sing in the shower”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am a photographer, I own a pin up photography studio.”

What's your dream job?

“I'm doin it!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm not looking, just here to cause trouble.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I've been in one before. It sucked. but not cause it was long distance.. more like HE sucked”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“i like the dramatic soap opera-like girly manga. what do you expect?”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“New Wave, some metal/industrial”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like them. That's all.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Always go to Dragon Con. Will never miss it!”

Into games? List your favorites!

“i like puzzle games a lot.. like magic drop, puzzle fighter, money exchanger... i also like games that scare the shit out of me like silent hill, and siren”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Arcadia Rose”

Other Online Gaming Info

“League of Legends - username: LizardMixture”

Jaeger Assignment

Allison is currently piloting PASSION COURAGE with Thunderer

PASSION COURAGE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Affectionate Gauntlet Eruption
  • Womb-Mounted Beam Volley

DOSSIER: Role is to perform surgical offense intended to annihilate the Kaiju by speed-humping their emotions. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will really bum you out just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and live to eradicate some Kaiju emotions.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was a brillian scientist. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 19 that she discovered bathing. Each withering fuck-up was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Educated by the school of life where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a scampering ferret with depressingly inconsistent levels of violence, termed "Ferocious Hulk Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of pretentious assholes everywhere.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite infuriating a bunch of nerds. Due to her actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was incinerated.

Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she re-dedicated herself to essentially being a huge pussy and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and react to the crazy situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. And trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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