Dobby's Sock Buster Machine No. 25906
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About Dobby's Sock Age: 29 Gender: F Location: Gainesville, FL Joined: 4 years ago on 07/29/12 Last Visit: 1 hour ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: 358 days from now
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Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Am I too dirty, am I too flirty, do I like what you like?”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am a teacher. (:”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Everything. Open to suggestions.”
Dobby's Sock is currently piloting
DIVINE LION with Tawanos
DIVINE LION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Ear-Mounted Halberd Orgasmic Bliss Jump-Kick Tantrum
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply perilous blowjobs to basically anybody who asks, even during the heartbreak of full-force brawls. Certainly that one of its most controversial moments of the war occured during Operation Unyielding Rumble when the pilots sacrificed many orphans in order to save a couple of beat-up Chevy Malibus. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to act like a total asshole if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without destroying each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Life didn't really change much when goldfish were seduced by ninjas. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step toward the sensitive touching that her heart yearned for.
Truly blossomed in some homeless guy's alleyway where she studied economics, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite "accidentally" killing a bunch of nerds. Thanks to her efforts, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really. Refusing to finally show a regard for common sense or even reality itself, she dedicated herself to embracing her inner sensuality and has been making some pretty good progress. "The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at shit in general if she hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!" Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.