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PurinaMooseChow

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About PurinaMooseChow

Age: 31
Gender: M
Location: Satellite Beach, FL

Joined: 7 years ago on 08/10/12
Last Visit: 7 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hello. I am a human male. And I am on the interwebs...typing. Typing about being a human male on the interwebs!! ^_^”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I enjoy chilling with friends and my dog, driving, going shooting, various sports, exploring, cooking, reading occasionally, and some other stuff. I live a couple of blocks from the beach but don't go as often as I could...I'm a bit of a night owl.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm the hero my little town deserves, but not the one it needs right now...I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight...kinda. I dispatch for a local PD/FD.”

What's your dream job?

“Not a clue, at this point. I enjoy my current job thoroughly, but I just work as hard as I can until I don't have to anymore. Then I relax just as hard. ^_^”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“The human kind is preferred, to be blatantly honest.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“A bit of an inconvenience, but it depends on the persons. Some people can't do it, some can make it work, and others make the decision to make it work. Assuming she's worth it, I'd tend towards the latter of those.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“FMA:Brotherhood, Cowboy Bebop, Rurouni Kenshin, Fairy Tail, anything Hayao Miyazaki, Bleach, Naruto (as well as Shippuden), DragonBall series, ecchi, iyashikei, and the list goes on and on and on...”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Music. Just music. All music, though soundtracks to good video games and anime are my guilty pleasure.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I frequently watch anime and cartoons (among other things) and semi-regularly play video games. I don't personally have any manga to read, so I don't very often, but I do enjoy it. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Never been, but I'll start with MegaCon, then work my way to Otakon, and eventually get to the major cons out in the LA area. I have family to visit out there, anyway! ^_^”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I'll play Battlefield 3 competitively, but ultimately I'll play anything. I enjoy shooters, RPGs, racing, action, adventure, fighting, esoteric indie games...the works! I've been really into DayZ lately, though.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“PurinaMooseChow”

Jaeger Assignment

PurinaMooseChow is currently piloting FESTERING HALLELUJAH with emueaglejt

FESTERING HALLELUJAH's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Quivering Strike
  • Diligent Shoulder Dropkick Spasm of Happiness

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful blowjobs to soldiers, even during the frenzy of high-speed lovemaking. Cannot be damaged by sensitive attacks. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and live to aggressively fuck some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Decided to spend the next several hours getting his ass kicked in a filthy field. Each withering moment was a step closer to the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.

Became high school valedictorian despite being completely blind because he was the one foretold by the prophecy. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a tiger with senseless power, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", he soon gained the admiration of perverts all over the world.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up triumph despite falling in love with his mother. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Following the touching battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

Experts have described his combat aptitude style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since my dad sexually dominated most of my hometown."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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