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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: Centreville, VA
Joined: 6 years ago on 08/30/12Last Visit: 6 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm a programmer that is also a Anime fan.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“programming Video games”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
“Video Game Programmer”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Dragon Ball Z, Lupin the 3rd, Ranma 1/2, Ruroni Kenshin, Nanoha, ect...”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Mostly Musics from Video games and J-Pop”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Anime and Video games”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
Daibido is currently piloting SURREAL CARBUNCLE with Nihilanth
SURREAL CARBUNCLE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting soldiers by upgrading their sexual capabilities. Top-secret whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unstoppable Derelict, a plan to use a game-changing, new doomsday device to hopefully end psoraisis. Impervious to party drugs. Certainly historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Storm, during which most of Philadelphia was destroyed in an effort to get laid. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and live to eradicate some Kaiju faces.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Profoundly aroused by the death of his favorite hobo lover at the age of three. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each erotic fuck-up was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.Schooled at Yale where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite infuriating a bunch of nerds. Classified intel indicates most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Deciding to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to drinking a lot and has been making some pretty good progress.Critics have described his partying style as "weak-ass bullshit", while mostly everybody else has described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the best mayhem since Gen. George Patton destroyed most of my hometown."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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