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Age: 31Gender: FLocation: Garland, TX
Joined: 8 years ago on 11/10/12Last Visit: 8 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 26 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I am a woman or something, yeah. ”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“...though I do play WoW. Moon Guard whutup.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Lawyers and stuff. Social work.”
What's your dream job?
“Literally sitting in a pool while drinking margaritas and having someone level my toons for me whilst I languish under the sun. SPF 100 of course. I'd also like to be a space marine.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“My cat's name is Katye West. ”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Solid bro tier folks.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“So it goes.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Nu-disco, electronic and top 40s hip-hop. Unironically.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“GOOD LORD I HATE ANIME”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
Other Online Gaming Info
“World of Waaaaarcraft.”
The Worst Terminator is currently piloting SPICY SERAPHIM with DezdemonaThanatos
SPICY SERAPHIM's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply furious offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by speed-humping their feelings. May be vulnerable to party drugs. During the Battle Of New York, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding alcohol tolerance. Often, commanding officers have wished that the pilots would improve their general cleanliness. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and beatings. Existence didn't really change much when parents were fellated by her little brother. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Spent the next several hours doing nothing in a seriously shady dojo. Each enchanting fuck-up was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.Was accepted to Harvard despite being addicted to blowjobs because sometimes life is crazy like that.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane failure despite falling in love with her copilot. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.Following the touching clusterfuck, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by her commanding officer."The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot worse at saving the Earth if she hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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