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Age: 31Gender: MLocation: Saint Paul, MN
Joined: 8 years ago on 01/28/13Last Visit: 8 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: 26 days from now
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm 23. I live in St. Paul, MN. I work in IT so you can guess it, I'm kind of a nerd.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I work as Onsite Technical Services for HP in support of one of their enterprise accounts, taking a computer programming class, and of course I practice freelance sorcery in my free time”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I slipped on the ice the other day in front of a group of school children... they thought it was funny, but me, not so much.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“A beautiful, nerdy, wonderful girl :)”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I'm kind of open to it, but I want to be able to meet someone and spend time with someone”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I have an ecletic taste. Rock, pop, hiphop, etc., etc., even classical once in a while”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Magic cards, Call Of Duty, I'm not so much into anime but I'm not opposed to expanding my anime horizon”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Haven't gone to any yet, but one day I'll start attending”
Into games? List your favorites!
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Black Ops 2”
mrwiley001 is currently piloting BADASS FACEPUNCHER with DesertDweller
BADASS FACEPUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by multiplying their sexual power. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Final Asskicking, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to get laid. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to combat effectivness.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a homeless man. Not all that aroused by the death of his hamster guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being he encountered. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Each grueling beat-down was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite being addicted to blowjobs because his mother forced him to.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite annoying the shit out of his copilot. Thanks to his efforts, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and has no fucking idea what he's doing.Haters have described his sensual kissing style as "second-rate dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the coolest stuff since Bruce Lee invaded people left and right."Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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