izilari

Age: 42
Gender: F
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Joined: 8 years ago on 02/14/13
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izilari is currently piloting STEAMY RUFFIAN with redeye

STEAMY RUFFIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Raptor's Nippletwister
• Scorpion's Scissor

DOSSIER: Role is to perform strategic offense intended to disable the Kaiju by fucking up their children. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Unstoppable Rumble, during which most of London was destroyed in an effort to end this war. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to destroy some Kaiju reproductive organs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Greatly devastated by the murder of grandmother because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Soon, she mastered the art of oral hygeine. Each suprisingly filthy moment was a step toward the ultimate revenge that that her sense of honor demanded.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being addicted to blowjobs because her mother forced her to.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up triumph despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Refusing to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to opening her hearts to change and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

Haters have described her sensual kissing style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the best mayhem since gonhorrea ravaged nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.