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Age: 42Gender: FLocation: Philadelphia, PA
Joined: 8 years ago on 02/14/13Last Visit: 6 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Oh, that's the one with C-Beepio, right?”
Current Relationship Status
“Seeing some people, not tied down.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a technical editor trapped in a project administration gig. I babysit architects & engineers.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I accidentally bummed out Glen Danzig when I was a tween. (Our similar height caught me by surprise!)”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone with a box of kittens.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I'm happy to remain a great distance from a relationship.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Durarara, Gankutsuou, My Little Monster, Mushishi, Natsume Yujin-cho, Shin Sekai Yori, Blast of Tempest”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Post-punk, deathrock, metal”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“marathoning through anime and K-dramas, calculating time spent watching anime in a detailed spreadsheet, squinting at manga on my e-reader”
Into games? List your favorites!
“snakes and ladders”
izilari is currently piloting STEAMY RUFFIAN with redeye
STEAMY RUFFIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is to perform strategic offense intended to disable the Kaiju by fucking up their children. We can safely say historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Unstoppable Rumble, during which most of London was destroyed in an effort to end this war. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to destroy some Kaiju reproductive organs.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Greatly devastated by the murder of grandmother because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Soon, she mastered the art of oral hygeine. Each suprisingly filthy moment was a step toward the ultimate revenge that that her sense of honor demanded.Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite being addicted to blowjobs because her mother forced her to.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up triumph despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.Refusing to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to opening her hearts to change and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.Haters have described her sensual kissing style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the best mayhem since gonhorrea ravaged nipples everywhere."Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.
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