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KittyRo

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About KittyRo

Age: 31
Gender: F
Location: Whittier, CA

Joined: 7 years ago on 04/18/13
Last Visit: 7 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hey everyone! My name is Ms. Awesomesauce, and you shall address me as such. :P”

Current Relationship Status

“Seeing some people, not tied down.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“freelance sorcery?........ I am going to school to become a healer.”

What's your dream job?

“World domination?”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I dared cosplay Jesus to walk on water. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Fun people with playful positive attitudes! Silly people are the best! Oh, and I like smart asses too!”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Meh.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I like silly things..... Magical Play, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (season 1), FLCL, Soul Eater, Trigun”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Portishead, Wax Tailor, RJD2, and Thievery Corporation”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I am a huge scifi fan! but I do watch anime. I am a recovering video game addict. I love going to cons and faires. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I stick to the ones in socal. AX, AM2, PMX, ALA, WonderCon, Comikaze....”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I am a recovering video game addict, and I am going to leave it at that. ”

Jaeger Assignment

KittyRo is currently piloting RUFFIAN PASSION with Wafflefries

RUFFIAN PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Bison's Battle-Axe Thrust
  • Womb-Mounted Cutlass

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply suicidally-insane massages to friendly forces, even during the heartbreak of covert combat. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Magical, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing aggressive handjob technique to end struggle against Kaiju. Impervious to alcohol. Perhaps historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Highway Ragnarok, during which most of Baltimore was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer unless both pilots have been circumcised by the same doctors. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by mongooses in the dangerous swamps of Transylvania. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each sexual day was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that her heart yearned for.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because of her burning passion to succeed.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent triumph despite falling in love with nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to potato peeler, first class by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

"People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there partying, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you think you know and react to the life or death situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one pilot who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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