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mackzalot0171

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About mackzalot0171

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Newport, NC

Joined: 5 years ago on 05/15/13
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Anime lover in a non nerd friendly town”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Else!?”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Delivery Driver”

What's your dream job?

“Comic book writer.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I like to slap people in the face with cooked Lasagna noodles. I cool them first. Im not a monster!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Anyone who i can geek out with about nerdy things and have fun with.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Kenskin, Naruto, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Berserk, wait how much time you got?”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“All kinds”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“watch anime, play ps3, work, sleep, repeat process”

Into games? List your favorites!

“God of War, Cod, anything zombie”

Jaeger Assignment

mackzalot0171 is currently piloting ALLURING PRINCESS with Erisaka

ALLURING PRINCESS's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Dragon's Black Hole Generator
  • Diligent Kick of Enlightenment

DOSSIER: Job is to perform overwhelming offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by slaughtering their heads. May be vulnerable to harsh criticism. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, pretty much any time you even look at it. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and have an unequaled ability to crush some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by robots in the dangerous swamps of Seattle. Existence didn't really change much when goldfish were fellated by assassins. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Decided to spend the next several hours doing nothing in a hidden warehouse. Each joyful moment was a step away from being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked his inner unicorn at Yale where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite falling in love with a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and has been making some pretty good progress.

"The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at shit in general if he started touching himself a little more. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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