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Fajrolumo

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About Fajrolumo

Age: 37
Gender: M
Location: , Texas

Joined: 6 years ago on 06/01/13
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Fajrolumo is currently piloting OVERWHELMING JUGGERNAUT with AlluringSecrets

OVERWHELMING JUGGERNAUT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Unstoppable Elbow Suplex of Vengeance
  • Wondrous Shoulder Uppercut

DOSSIER: Role is is to upset Kaiju and supply courageous tax advice to other Jaegers. We can safely say that one of its most celebrated moments of the war occured during Operation Rainbow Hercules when the pilots sacrificed many psychopaths in order to save several terabytes of pornography. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they crush the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. At an early age, showed much promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Gradually, he mastered the techniques of mayhem. Each joyful fuck-up was a step closer to the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Truly blossomed at M.I.T. where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a seasoned expert with erotic power, termed "Invincible Elephant Style", he soon gained the attention of pretentious assholes everywhere.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing affair despite infuriating his best friend. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

In the aftermath of the grueling battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

"People need to understand, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. And trust me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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