Noki Buster Machine No. 2666
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About Noki Age: 31 Gender: F Location: , ON Joined: 12 years ago on 08/18/04 Last Visit: 6 years ago Type: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: 273 days from now
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Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Graphic designer living in the hell hole that is Texas. Looking to move. ”
What do you do for fun?
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Graphic design, web design, freelance illustrate on the side”
What's your dream job?
“Working for myself”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“Nothing is funny about me”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Into games? List your favorites!
“Right now Wind Waker is not letting me continue on with my life until I complete it.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“PET SOCIETY BITCH! ”
Noki is currently piloting
FERAL STALLION with Pachmoedius
FERAL STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Tiger's Dildo of Knowledge Ineffective Knife of Despair
DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash lightning-like offense designed to confuse the Kaiju by slaughtering their feelings. As we all know that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Secret Storm when the pilots sacrificed several thousand leading scientists in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Existence didn't really change much when nipples were killed by her little brother. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each suprisingly filthy lesson was a step closer to the sensitive touching that that her sense of honor demanded.
Unlocked her inner unicorn at Oxford where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a scampering ferret with surprising passion, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", she soon gained the erections of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world. She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up failure despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that would have made the toughest hombre you ever met shit his pants in three seconds flat. When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to General by pretty much the only other person that was still alive. Jealous people have described her sensual kissing style as "embarrassing weaksauce", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "awesome" and "some of the toughest stuff since my dad destroyed nipples everywhere." Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.