Lucifer Buster Machine No. 2675
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About Lucifer Age: 40 Gender: M Location: Chicago, IL Joined: 13 years ago on 08/22/04 Last Visit: 4 years ago Status: Airlocked Type: Range Rider Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Lucifer is currently piloting
PASSIONATE BASTARD with Sub
PASSIONATE BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:
Double-Strike Tantrum Darkness Suckerpunch
DOSSIER: Job is to unleash sporadic offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by fucking up their brains. Impervious to alcohol. Frequently, commanding officers have expressed concern over the pilots' oral hygiene. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have an unequaled ability to fingerbang some Kaiju emotions.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a secretary. Father was a mild-mannered librarian. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each enchanting moment was a step away from the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Unlocked his inner unicorn by the school of life where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a tiger with sensual speed, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", he soon gained the admiration of perverts all over the world. He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing his copilot. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all. Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success. "The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot worse at everything if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!" Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.