Yup yup, it's confirmed. Grey hair. Boy I am gonna look SEXY in a couple of years.

This is a reply to the thread "OLD PEOPLE THREAD" by marinasaurus rex, posted in Pee Chat

Sorry guys, but this thread is so freeking retarded. I mean... Do we really have to report when we switch on the AC? is it that important to tell the whole world that there is a discomfort, and was fixed when flipping a switch? Are you serious?

And to the OP: Set ALL hippie-dippie bullshit aside, tell us how AC is bad for us?

This is a reply to the thread "Quitting Air Conditioning" by Somebody, posted in Gen. Chat

Well... I like to think to know what you are after, and I think that you may have a shot. For the most part I see friendships developing from this site. -I guess dating on this site has and is working for a few. Hell I even tried dating here and it did work for a little while.

At present, I do not use this site for dating or even friendly repertoire. I do not use it for dating/romantic situations. I use this site to check in with old friends.

Use this site as you will, but it is very community based here. I suggest you get to know people here and engage yourself in conversations, and y ...

This is a reply to the thread "Still a little bit uncertain." by Zantetsuken22, posted in Gen. Chat

I want grey hair so that I can use just for men.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

That is a nice idea, but I am having trouble understanding something. The retail stores that sell, and do inventory will eventually re-assess their inventory and ordering practices. Which will decrease output for the raw product.

I did some further investigation on the anaerobic companies, and they don't have a program for variable output of product, nor the marketing resources for said variables. Such as physical product. If the market calls for more fertilizer, and less energy output, the company will be shifting practices to keep up with demand, thus leaving their physical inventory pre ...

This is a reply to the thread "Trash Power!" by Kirei the Klown, posted in News & For Sale

I keep no one down bro. They do it all to themselves.power of choice.

This is a reply to the thread "I'm Not Racist, But" by John Booty, posted in Gen. Chat

Pootie Tang said:
Belgians are rotey-tay leepa-chai crowdy poosters.

Gimmick or not. You... are a failure.

This is a reply to the thread "I'm Not Racist, But" by John Booty, posted in Gen. Chat

Boudicca said:
Paging Lucifer to this thread.

Why? I have nothing to say.

This is a reply to the thread "I'm Not Racist, But" by John Booty, posted in Gen. Chat

spinkle said:


Now that's what I call a life goal. Please tell me you've upperdecked at least a few of them.

No, but thanks for the idea. Next time I am at this chicks house, I am going to totally upperdeck that motherfucker, then I am going to close the valve on the water intake.

This is a reply to the thread "SO WHAT HAVE I MISSED" by spinkle, posted in Pee Chat

Nothing much. I am still trying to poop in as many different toilets as I can.

This is a reply to the thread "SO WHAT HAVE I MISSED" by spinkle, posted in Pee Chat

I am so happy to see high fructose corn syrup in my soda. No...really, it is a blessing.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

stupid fucking popolos. Try for mess with my dakine. My life. I straight up fuck yur life brah. Hows that for my native language (english) Brah... I am in Chicago, and I don't play. I dont have a faggot ass 380, and I don't hang with "Gs". I make em, not play with myself. Fuck off before I give you the golden ticket to your faqggot ass savior. Lucifer is mean, and means business.

Get your fucking mexican popolo ass out of my neighborhood before I consider you wannabe gang members or some Mexican. Or prepare to die.

Your concerned natural born American Citizen,
Adam [addendum ...

This is a reply to the thread "Bucketlisting" by Yvaine, posted in Gen. Chat

I called the police and suggest eco-terrorist groups, concerning whys, and hows.

This is a reply to the thread "You Okay, Boston?" by Daenerys, posted in News & For Sale

I bought a walker complete with the tennis balls bro! I walked that shit home... God I love this town, at least I know I am not the only asshole out there.

This is a reply to the thread "OLD PEOPLE THREAD" by marinasaurus rex, posted in Pee Chat

I am trying to send out wacky/crazy resumes just to see who will call. I am self employed already, but willing to trade it in to drink beer all day and get paid to do so.

This is a reply to the thread "Resume Part 3" by Lucifer, posted in Gen. Chat

I have always wanted to fart in a crowded elevator. Today, I got the next best thing. I farted on the city bus, and it was wrong! WRONG! Beer farts to get technical. I farted early enough so that it wouldn't trail me off the bus, so everyone else got the full effect right as I exited.

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

Just sold my mom's home which may require me to go back to Montana for a few days. I find out here soon.

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

Happy birthday Uma! What's for dinner?

This is a reply to the thread "Umaburk Birthday!!!" by Boudicca, posted in Pee Chat

Alright guys, Was going through the documents on my drive, and decided to look into my resume. In Lucifer fashion, I had that thought. I would like some help making the most fucked up resume ever. I want for the reader to piss their pants laughing. Now my sense of humor is sarcastic. It reaches many, but certainly not all. I would like help to incorporate a that the broader spectrum would think is hilarious.

This is the opening post in his thread "Resume Part 3", posted in Gen. Chat

I wonder how I should clean my Patagonia coat. It's filled with down. Probably need to have it dry-cleaned.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

Right now I am a battlemage. I have yet to really get into the other DLC. I have been playing the main game for awhile now. I am avoiding getting into the main quest, because I would like to play everything else first. I have lightly gotten into Dawnguard, and Dragonborn. But I am having a great time with Hearthfire.

This is a reply to the thread "Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" by Jonci, posted in Otaku Chat

Some weird text messages you receive, and want to share their splendor here. From unknown: Ha Ha ;'D
I too just had a poop, your reminder must have triggered it? No corn nuggets to report tho...Have you seen any Hobbits in the woods? LET kAkA SHINE!

This is the opening post in his thread "Random wacked messages you receive:", posted in Pee Chat

Got my Old Style buddy, and my shakkaz foa you! Aloha, oi La hanau braddah Bill!

This is a reply to the thread "IT'S MY DAY!" by Kapt Dai, posted in Pee Chat

Okay I have been drinking... I have a problem. (Not the drinking mind you!) I just ate a double quarter pounder, a medium fries, and a 20 piece nuggets! I am going to have a HUGE shit in the morning!

This is a reply to the thread "What are you eating right now?" by Bad Mongo, posted in Fatty Talk

Went to the bar expecting beer, got a cider, life is good.

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

Just got my vehicle from Kauai to the mainland. Now, should I sell, or need it?

This is a reply to the thread "Your latest impulse buy?" by Thin White Duke, posted in Gen. Chat

Dare I go downtown? It was a clusterfuck of insanity earlier. But I want to go. Hmmmm.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

A nice wheat beer.

This is a reply to the thread "What are you drinking right now?" by Lucifer, posted in Fatty Talk

I am wondering how long it's going to be before I have to poop.

This is a reply to the thread "Random Thoughts" by The Naniwa Tiger, posted in Pee Chat

Good mornin! Friended!

This is a reply to the thread "Found my old OB Jersey so I thought I take a look." by Arujei, posted in Pee Chat