p1nkpixie

Age: 38
Gender: F
Location: Wilmington, DE

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p1nkpixie is currently piloting DAINTY HOTDOG with MoonlightDestiny

DAINTY HOTDOG's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Audacious Suplex Assault
• Womb-Mounted Battle-Axe

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to confuse Kaiju and supply much-needed massages to other Jaeger pilots. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Eruption, a plan to use an experimental, ancient nuclear weapon to hopefully end the designated hitter rule. During the Battle Of London, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding general cleanliness. At times, spiritual advisors have expressed concern over the pilots' oral hygiene. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have one purpose, which is to crush some Kaiju emotions.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was an arms dealer. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Each withering lesson was a step toward being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Found herself in a secret Buddhist temple where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a drunken sailor with surprising speed, termed "Elegant Armadillo Style", she soon gained the erections of some homeless guy.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of everybody in the Western Hemisphere. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was burned to the ground.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Head Badass by by popular demand.

"The thing is," says her commander, "She'd be a lot better at embracing my love if she stopped being an asshole. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.