MissyJotastic is currently piloting AUDACIOUS PASSION with Richard Wrinkletips
AUDACIOUS PASSION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Nimble Ear Suckerpunch
Breast-Mounted Blaster
DOSSIER: Job is is to disable Kaiju and supply helpful massages to friendly forces. In the past, the pilots' parents have heaped praise upon the pilots' dedication to partying. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may really bum you out every so often. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of encouragement and beatings. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 19 that she reached puberty. Each sexual day was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.
Unlocked her inner unicorn at Oxford where she studied whatever the fuck she felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.
During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.
Deciding to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to embracing her inner sensuality and has no fucking idea what she's doing.
"Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything she taught you and react to the crazy situation at hand. If you don't, you're fucked. Believe me, this is one pilot who totally gets that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.
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