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About mochihead

Age: 48
Gender: F
Location: Hilo, HI

Joined: 15 years ago on 09/09/04
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“What an irrational criterion. All women are the same height - lying down. So come lie down here; it's very comfortable!”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Legal Assistant by day, Classical Flutist by night.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

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Jaeger Assignment

mochihead is currently piloting HURRICANE NARWHAL with drifter_sengen

HURRICANE NARWHAL's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Knowledge Nippletwister
  • Rambunctious Machine Gun Orgy of Desperation

DOSSIER: Job is is to supply courageous blowjobs to soldiers, even during the confusion of full-force skirmishes. May be vulnerable to expressing its feelings. We can safely say historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Rainbow Hercules, during which most of New York was destroyed in an effort to get laid. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without murdering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a good example of bio-engineering gone wrong. Father was a brillian scientist. Existence didn't really change much when goldfish were kidnapped by giant robots, which is kind of a recurring here here. It was at the age of 6 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several seconds doing nothing in a seriously shady abandoned rest stop. Each surpising day was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Slept with a village of hobos despite being completely blind because of her immense determination.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane triumph despite impregnating the old lady down the block. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.

In the aftermath of the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by her commanding officer.

"Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything she taught you and react to the crazy situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. Trust me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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