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About dingo17

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Denton, TX

Joined: 13 years ago on 09/14/04
Last Visit: 5 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Now I got 2 cats. Bigcat and Smallcat. They're actually named Mina and Inara. They're gorgeous, really.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I get my jollies in fencing, big-time airsoft, video games, cooking, alcohol (in moderation), dabbling with fashion and interior design and being a general bookworm.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Designer/Design and Art Consultant - now with lead positions at 2 upstart companies!”

What's your dream job?

“Run my own design firm or sling plastic (airsoft) for a living.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have this V8 promotional stuffed toy I've affectionately named "Eggplant Man". I think I got it from an ex. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm not picky and I have yet to meet someone I literally cannot stand.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I've seen a 99% failure rate on these. Still seeing that failure rate.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Just about any Gundam, Yukikaze, Robotech, Azumangah Daioh, and Area88.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“I'm going back and listening to a bunch of Mogwai and Kanye West in addition to what I had here before.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Air combat games, tactical shooters, strategy, football and RPGs are my cup of tea. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“You pay my way in, I'll sleep with you. It's a simple way to make sure I go and that you get con-sex.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I'm playing: Killzone 2, Folklore, Suikoden 1”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Wasn't worth the money.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“PSN: Ripperlancer. Playing FarCry 2, Killzone 2, Battlefield 1943, Gran Turismo 5P, COD: WaW, and soon - Flashpoint 2: Dragon Rising.”

Jaeger Assignment

dingo17 is currently piloting HAMBURGER PIONEER with Walter!

HAMBURGER PIONEER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Stalwart Elbow Chop
  • Eagle's Baseball Bat

DOSSIER: Role is is to attack Kaiju and supply helpful massages to basically anybody who asks. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Final Hogwarts, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing nuclear weapon to decisively end struggle against Kaiju. Cannot be damaged by sensitive enemies. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Life didn't really change much when friends were killed by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 5 that he had a sex change. Gradually, he mastered the art of sexually transmitted diseases. Each erotic beat-down was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that that his sense of honor demanded.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a total lack of bowel control because his mother forced him to.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked affair despite killing Whoopi Goldberg. According to survivors, most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to General by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

"The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at shit in general if he hugged a puppy once in a while. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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