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Age: 31Gender: MLocation: Camp Pendleton, CA
Joined: 13 years ago on 09/17/04Last Visit: 10 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I read comics and I drink. What a happy life... (did I write this?)”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am a diesel mechanic.”
What's your dream job?
“adventuerer, I.E. Indiana Jones kinda work.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I used own two microsized elder gods of Lovecraftian decent in my fish tank.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“A smart, sexy woman with scienentific interests.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Does not work.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Hellsing, Priest, Cowboy Bebop, Witch Hunter Robin , Ghost in the Shell, etc”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Classical to Death Metal and everything inbetween.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Despite my love of gaming in the past, sadly anything anime/gaming related is for the most part on hiatus.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Metal Gear series, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six , almost anything that envolves tactics squad based or otherwise.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“City of Heroes. Insurgency mod. Dystopia mod.”
Phantasm is currently piloting SERAPHIM BEEFCAKE with Russi
SERAPHIM BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply sporadic offense intended to embarrass the Kaiju by fucking up their assholes. During the Battle Of Tokyo, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding intensity. Sometimes, media pundits have complimented the pilots' combat effectivness. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may act like a total asshole if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and live to fingerbang some Kaiju children.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. Life was transformed permanently when goldfish were killed by his little brother. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Gradually, he learned the techniques of baking. Each sexual day was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that his heart yearned for.Slept with a village of hobos despite a total lack of bowel control because of having nothing better to do.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite falling in love with nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.Following the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to the general's dogwalker by God himself."The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot better at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he opened up his hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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