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These are Matthew's latest 15 posts in our forums.

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Matthew 36 days ago on 04/15/13
Fill your heart with love today! The tribe grows! All the best for these truly wonderful people.

This is a reply to the thread "Happy Birthday, Ember René!! (Congrats Mommy Mac!)" by lilmissGRIND, posted in Gen. Chat

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Matthew 43 days ago on 04/08/13
What a dude, let's give him the whole damn month.

This is a reply to the thread "Umaburk Birthday!!!" by Boudicca, posted in Pee Chat

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Matthew 43 days ago on 04/08/13
Sunny side up. Every. Time.

This is a reply to the thread "How do you eat your eggs?" by Lord_BullGod, posted in Fatty Talk

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Matthew 46 days ago on 04/05/13
Yeah I'm digging this game, slowly. Haven't been in a vidiot mood for a few shakes but was chewing on this before I went on a heavy Reading About Sartar Tangent.

I wish it was less sim, more action, but it's definitely fun. I don't think it's physically possible for there to ever be a Metal Gear game as good as Snake Eater, but God bless 'em for not stopping there.

This is a reply to the thread "Metal Gear Solid: Peacewalker HD" by Cash, posted in Otaku Chat

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Matthew 2 months ago on 03/03/13
Let me tell you, nothing on earth feels better than turning 30. I was ready for it when I was 27! Our twenties last about five years too long, if you ask me.

This is a reply to the thread "I'm only in my 20s for 30 more days." by Tulip O'Hare, posted in Pee Chat

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Matthew 3 months ago on 02/17/13
The thing with cumin, is, no matter how you pronounce it, you sound a little like an asshole.

This is a reply to the thread "Cumin tastes like armpits" by Moonage Daydream, posted in Fatty Talk

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Matthew 3 months ago on 02/16/13
Chili is only half-done until you put some raw onion on top.

This is a reply to the thread "Raw Onions" by Matthew, posted in Fatty Talk

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Matthew 3 months ago on 02/16/13
Put 'em on a burger, put 'em on a wiener, put 'em on a salad, mix 'em in yer tuna salad. Eat 'em right off the fucking cutting board. EAT 'EM! VITAMIN C! CHOMP!

What else do you do with 'em? (No cookin', no picklin'. That's a whole other can-a-worms.)

This is the opening post in his thread "Raw Onions", posted in Fatty Talk

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Matthew 3 months ago on 01/26/13
Picked up Mansions of Madness and Samurai Sword (which uses the Bang! system).

Played one round of Mansions last night with Tom and Lisa, what a brutal experience it was (for them). I only ever had two weak monsters on the board and the whole scenario made a quick hash of the investigators.

Haven't played Samurai Sword yet, but we've been playing a lot of Bang! lately and introducing a lot of new people so it should see play soon. It looks to be a real refinement of the Bang! rules, reducing the death spiral, streamlining the rules to a razor's edge, and changing the way life and the e ...

This is a reply to the thread "Board Games" by Ryan the Lion, posted in Otaku Chat

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Matthew 4 months ago on 01/13/13
I've never once seen a 3d movie where I thought the 3d added anything but annoyance. Maybe it's my eyes, but even in movies touted for their 3d like Tron only had a few scenes that actually looked to have three dimensions, and then it always triggers a part of my brain that goes "WAIT, this movie is 3D, let's THINK about that," and there goes the immersion in the narrative, which is usually so complete for me that I have a hard time critically thinking about movies unless I see them a thousand times.

3D is always nay for me.

This is a reply to the thread "MOVIE POLL: 3D MOVIES" by nomad, posted in Gen. Chat

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Matthew 4 months ago on 01/12/13
Wow this game is so much different when you can read the text, and know what your money is going towards. I've lost two countries, but since then I've outfitted everyone with plasma rifles and carapace armor and- save for one very brutal mission where a lone Heavy out-ran and out-gunned six aliens after watching his squad fall around him- I almost never even have to send a solider to medical.

YO FUCK ALIENS FOREVER

This is a reply to the thread "New X-Com: Enemy Unknown game" by StuntCock, posted in Otaku Chat

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Matthew 4 months ago on 01/12/13
Man I was this close to biting the bullet on the X-Wing game, though I have some reservations with the concept (lack of 3rd dimension, randomness)- but then I saw the price for blister packs on single ships. I'm not a toy collector, so there is almost zero appeal to me as physical objects. Yuck!

Kind of want to try Struggle for Catan, though.

This is a reply to the thread "Board Games" by Ryan the Lion, posted in Otaku Chat

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Matthew 4 months ago on 01/08/13
Agricola is one of my all-time favorites, play-any-time games. It is as heartbreaking and maddening as it is delightful. Massive, easy victory today- embarrassing, confusing defeat tomorrow.

This is a reply to the thread "Board Games" by Ryan the Lion, posted in Otaku Chat

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Matthew 5 months ago on 12/05/12
I am constantly glad OB does not automatically open new tabs, despite being a tab-whore in general. I can break a thread out into a new tab, and then either break out its links OR keep them tidy in the sandbox of that thread's tab so I can use the back button to remind me where I came from, etc.

Basically, auto-spawning is the DEBBIL

This is a reply to the thread "Links Opening in Same Tab as OB" by Killian, posted in Site Issues

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Matthew 5 months ago on 11/28/12
Got bumped up two positions to management today, it's not a huge raise but it's a lot of responsibility (keys, etc.) and I'll finally be formally recognized for the leadership role I was already assuming out of habit. Yay

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

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