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These are Matthew's latest 5 posts in our forums.

Matthew 3 days ago on 08/25/14
Anything- literally anything- besides crinkle cut. That's not a fry it's a fucking excuse for aliens to eradicate our species on general principle. Though I'll still eat them because, hey, fries.

This is a reply to the thread "Best cut of fries" by Lord_BullGod, posted in Fatty Talk

Matthew 44 days ago on 07/15/14
Updated: 9 days ago on 08/19/14
Dungeons & Dragons has reached it's fifth (kind of) edition. At any rate, we're all calling it Fifth Edition.

The main framework of the game, the Basic Rules, cover four iconic classes: Fighter, Cleric, Magic-User, and, Rogue; and four iconic races: human, halfling, dwarf, and elf.

It's no First Edition but it's probably my favorite WotC edition. I already don't like some of the stuff coming up in the Player's Handbook, but at least with this edition all the "core" books are just options to add to the Basic Rules- my 5th Edition games will rely heavily, possibly e ...

This is a reply to the thread "The Straight-Up D&D Thread" by Matthew, posted in Otaku Chat

Matthew 2 months ago on 06/12/14
Thought I had to work a long shift today, found out mid-shift yesterday I have the day off. Awwwwwright

This is a reply to the thread "Why your day is AWESOME!!" by Charmedseed, posted in Gen. Chat

Matthew 5 months ago on 03/29/14
The idea of biting a sideways fork. Or biting a steak knife.

Octagonal patterns like honeycombs- but only when they occur in nature. Geometric patterns in nature as a general thing can make me bug out.

Heart stuff. Like when shows show a heart beating, that's the worst. Anything relating to the human heart as a physical object is just no good.

This is a reply to the thread "What are you squeeeeeamish about?" by Amsterdammit, posted in Pee Chat

Matthew 5 months ago on 03/23/14
Cat President Taft

This is a reply to the thread "Names for Fat Cats" by fukkake, posted in Pee Chat

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